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tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
why is it that like 99.9% of girls look thin and cute in over sized shirts but i look like a beanbag
(Source: simply-quotes)